September 17, 2010

Wyatt-isms

Okay, so I need to post about Jaxson's first day of school, but I haven't downloaded those pictures yet. So first, I have to post some funny Wyatt-ism before I forget all about them!

This boy is definitely an individual - sometimes we wonder what it would be like to live in that head. Today...

Wyatt (galloping around the kitchen) : Mommy, I'n a cowBOY!

Me: You are? Good job!

Wyatt (as he ran off): Moooooooooo! Mooooooooo!

Get it? That one took me a minute, too.




Last week, he came in the house and told me:

Wyatt: Mommy, I haveafiyabum!

Me (blank look): what?

Wyatt (getting upset): I have a fiyabum!

Me: You have a WHAT?

Wyatt (really upset at this point): I have a FIYA BUM!

Me: You have a....fire? bum?

Wyatt: YEAH! Fiya bum!

It turns out that 'fiya bum' is actually code for diaper rash. Gotta love this little guy :).